Somebody Distract Me From Internet Trolls

Give me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who cooks:
Who does the laundry and other chores:
How many children do they have:
Who’s more dominate:
Favorite nonsexual activity:
Their favorite place to be together:
Any traditions:
Their “song”:
What they do for each other on holidays:
Where did they go for their honeymoon:
Where did they first meet:
Any pets:
What do they fight over:
Do they go on vacations, if so where: